Drugs
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This PDF is not an endorsement of doing drugs or whatever (I'm not here to judge) and is not medical advice (though if you're getting medical advice from random tables I don't even know what to day). Yes¸ this installment is about drugs¸ legal and otherwise.
- Fictional Drugs: Need something for your cyberpunk future addicts? Let them have Hypno-Dip¸ Glitter Gel¸ or Turbo Triangles!
- Herbal Remedies: Time for some useless old-timey wisdom! A cornflower facemask is good for depression¸ a celery tincture will help with bedwetting¸ and a eucalyptus enema will surely help with your insomnia!
- Marijuana Varieties: Got your medical marijuana card all ready? Then why not toke up (is that the term?) with some Ghost Train Sherbet¸ Hindu Girl Scout Cookies¸ or the rather on-the-nose THC Bud!
- Prescription Drugs: Or maybe you'd like to try out what the pharmeceutical industry has to offer (or generate a name for an evil wizard)? Try Hypnocontin¸ Lexadream¸ or Teamoformin. Relaxalax has been recalled though.