But Im A Cat Person 25: Don't Call Us¸ Well Call You
None of this would have happened if they'd gone for a kitten instead. Ordinary broke millennials Bianca and Sparrow take in a stray dog...which turns out to be an immortal shapeshifting battle monster. They call him Patrick. Now Bianca's in a soul-binding ownership contract¸ rich and powerful people are tracking them down to pick magical fights¸ and they still can't find any companies that are hiring. Also: politics¸ comedy¸ found families¸ power dynamics¸ Jewish mysticism¸ and gay stuff. Chapter 25: Timothy and Jany coordinate to get hidden information and new teammates. Miranda encourages Sparrow re: teleporting.