Alright¸ you primitive screwheads¸ listen up! You’re in a strange land¸ with strange people¸ and you’re not thinking too clearly. The natives are suspicious¸ the leaders hostile¸ the priests cryptic¸ and no one’s bathed in months. Advanced tech is a hole in the ground filled with sewage. The basic food groups are roasted haunch¸ old fruit¸ and watered-down wine. You find out getting home is not going to happen anytime soon. First you need to find some stupid book¸ then recite some stupid phrase¸ then bring the stupid book back to the stupid castle. Heck¸ there’s probably a bunch of other stupid stuff you have to do. Just nobody’s told you about that yet. Oh¸ and did I forget to mention the army of undead looking to gnaw on your soul!
Ash: That’s it. Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama. Me! I’m through runnin’. I say we stay here and fight it out! Arthur: Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby . . . just me.
Inside this swank beauty¸ we’ll show you how to put the dead in deadite. Here¸ you will find: · An introduction to roleplaying and the world of Army of Darkness. · A guide to character creation¸ including ready-to-play champions and companions¸ as well as specs on the Army of Darkness Cast¸ for your quick-play pleasure. · The Army of Darkness Unisystem¸ streamlined for cinematic action and adventure. · A primer on not-so-normal abilities¸ from magic to supernatural powers. · Guidelines for bringing the little people together¸ training them¸ and pitting them against the forces of evil. · A rundown on the Army of Darkness setting¸ places¸ people¸ and events. · Details on the wicked¸ including evil clones¸ demons¸ undead¸ and other critters. · Blow-by-blow instructions for creating roleplaying Acts and Features. · A complete Feature to get the horror and hilarity under way right away.